June 2011
103 posts
annafromcraigslist asked: You only bought 10 bottles? Well, don't be surprised when your husband leaves you and your child (if you don't abort it in the 3rd trimester like 78% of pro-choice women do, just for fun) three days after squeezing out the last precious drops of lotion from the final bottle.
Though I can't really blame him or you for this. As for your husband, men can't help it....
Though I can't really blame him or you for this. As for your husband, men can't help it....
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I have 10 boxes of sally Hanson bikini wax
Does any body want them? I can’t use them and I don’t want to return them… I’ll ship them to anyone who would like them!
paper: done.
Citations: EL OH EL.
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bettyinthebush replied to your post: stfusexists replied to your post: oh god now I’m…
No! For Microsoft Word, click Edit: Find and put in a “.” then click Find All. It will highlight all the periods and you can change them to a higher point. You can do that with your commas as well.
HOLY SHIT
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stfusexists replied to your post: oh god now I’m just inserting citations to take up…
Remember to find and replace all punctuation to 13 pt font instead of 12!!
That really just sounds like more trouble than it’s worth. Good lord, people actually do that? I have enough length, I just have to remember to have the requisite number of sources. Which is hard to do when I’m...
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oh god now I'm just inserting citations to take up...
This is going to need some MAJOR revisioning before going on lawsonry
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rabblevolunteer replied to your post: Feminist international relations theory
If you use Noodle Tools’s citations go by fairly quickly. I know they were made much faster than if I tried to make them unaided. I LUFF Noodle Tools!
Word actually does all my citations for me, it’s just inputting them that takes a while. plus I don’t format them correctly in my footnotes I just write the...
Feminist international relations theory
This paper is, so far, 2 hours late. Whups. I still have like 3 pages to go, at least. Plus citations, which take forevs. Helloooo tumblr.
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“gay men can’t have sex facing each other! that makes their version of sex is so...”
– argument against same gender marriage i hear way too often (via anneime)
someone clearly doesn’t know how to do sex
or how sex works
(via lgbtlaughs)
This doesn’t even make sense to me.
Actually, as I was writing this, I peeked over at the tags, and realized that it was saying “straight...
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stfupenguins:
accordingtosami replied to your photo: Seriously. Zomg. (Taken with picplz.)
oh fuck yourself in the face. D:
I did. With those bottles.
Fuck my alcohol tolerance. Fuck it right in the teeth.
(Lemme know when you guys move back to Cali. All this could be yours…)
I’m not actually a scotch person. Rum is my weak spot. Although one time I did dump one of those mini bottles...
Rainbows in New York: Marriage Equality Wins 33-29 →
The New York State Senate has narrowly passed a vote to legalize same sex marriage in the state at 33-29. At the time of publication, New York Governor Andrew Cuomo had signed the legislation into…
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teamlaurenwins replied to your post: I’ve been really in to painting my nails lately
i’m TERRIBLE at painting my nails, i feel your pain. i feel useless when i look at nail blogs. plus, i have what people call ‘baby nails.’ they are really short even when i grow them out. they look like baby’s nails…
That’s one of the reasons I like painting them, because they’re so ugly...
I've been really in to painting my nails lately
I got all sorts of pretty colors and I’m following a bunch of nail blogs and getting super jealous of all the fantsy things they’re doing. My problem is my left hand is barely functional at best and my right hand is completely useless. And there isn’t an artistic bone in my body. Seriously, even my stick figures are bad. And not in like that, aww it’s so bad it’s...
coeus-deactivated20120628 asked: While I do not agree with your opinion, I do very much so support your right to express it. Does it make sense to you why I would say such a thing in that way? Did I sound like a condescending asshole?
coeus:
accordingtosami:
coeus:
laliberty:
By Joe’s (STFUConservatives) asinine logic, my support of gays and pot-smokers peacefully living as they wish is illegitimate because I am neither?
What a lonely, divided world it would be if acceptance and tolerance are inefficacious concepts, and unity can only be attained through unconditional fellowship and absolute alignment of values and...
coeus:
laliberty:
By Joe’s (STFUConservatives) asinine logic, my support of gays and pot-smokers peacefully living as they wish is illegitimate because I am neither?
What a lonely, divided world it would be if acceptance and tolerance are inefficacious concepts, and unity can only be attained through unconditional fellowship and absolute alignment of values and beliefs.
(h/t coeus)
Ah,...
Survey Finds Americans Prefer Sons to Daughters →
spandexanarchist:
whatsajuthika:
stfufauxminists:
Oh, but wait, I thought only those brown people in “third-world” countries did that? Sexism and misogyny don’t exist in Western countries! I am so incredibly shocked at the news that boys are still preferred over girls in the US. It’s almost like white folks in these “first-world” countries have some issues of their own to deal with before...
Troll-emoticons for facebook →
This is awesome…. If you have Chrome (and you should, duh) you can see and put troll faces on facebook! Example:
Also, when your friends post the different smiley faces that correspond to these troll faces, you see a trollface in your, say, 14 year old cousins excitement over her colorguard competition.
Downside: You have to have the plugin to see it, otherwise it’s just...
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seriouslyamerica asked: I sent my very pregnant sister a link to your post "whelp, I'm there," and she said it made her laugh when she couldn't sleep at 4am because of similar things. Just thought I'd let you know that you have a kindred spirit in New Hampshire.
I have a serious problem
The cat has decided that her new absolute favorite place to sleep is in the pack-n-play, which we were planning on using as the baby’s main crib while she’s in our room. I kick her out whenever I see her in there and we leave a towel draped over it, but she still climbs right in like it’s the coolest place ever for kitty to be. She also has a habit of sleeping on people’s...
The Marine Corps has a denial code of "LGBT"
Jesse was looking at stuff on his work computer, and they actually blocked capitalpride.org from access and the denial code was “LGBT.” They actually have a whole category for that!
“My job was to hold the ultrasound probe on this woman’s abdomen so that the...”
– Abby Johnson, employee of Planned Parenthood for 8 years, on the day she realized what Planned Parenthood was doing and decided to walk away—
‘Abortion: Why Silence and Inaction Are Not Options’
Blessings,
David Jee [Eternity Bible College]
(via christisenough)
I guess Abby Johnson has...
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ipomoeaandthestarstealers replied to your post: Whelp, I’m there.
Only five more weeks! And not to be a total shitstain, but IT GETS WORSE AND SOMETIMES GOES LONGER. I walked 2.8 miles tonight and now I can barely move. I hate being pregnant.
Yeah, I’ve been watching your updates with horror. 2.8 miles! holy crap I can barely walk a half a mile without my sciatica killing me and...
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ipomoeaandthestarstealers replied to your post: ipomoeaandthestarstealers replied to your post:…
You’re not supposed to desensitize! At least, that’s what my midwives and my breastfeeding instructor said. No matter what, it’s gonna hurt because you have a tiny raptor child chomping on your tits.
Ahh dammit.
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ipomoeaandthestarstealers replied to your post: ultraprism replied to your post: ahhhh! Pretty…
Lactating or colostruming? I’ve been producing colostrum for the past three months.
Well technically colostruming. I was (TMI TIME) “desensitizing” my nipples in the shower when whups there it was. I’m 35 weeks, I was expecting it to happen, but I’ve been very happy...
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Whelp, I'm there.
I’m officially at the point in my pregnancy where every position is uncomfortable, every thing I eat makes my stomach hurt, and there’s a whole other person inside me who enjoys putting her limbs into my cervix, kidney or rib cage. Walking around the corner to the pool gives me contractions. Every time I stand up I have to focus on not peeing on myself. She gets hiccups 4 times a...
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ultraprism replied to your post: ahhhh!
Pretty much my reaction in the shower. I mean, I know it’s supposed to happen at all, but GOOD LORD. There’s no baby here yet! And now Jesse thinks it’s HILARIOUS to make his super realistic crying baby noises around me because my mom told him it would make me spontaneously leak.
ahhhh!
I’m lactating!
D:
cogirl:
According to Sami:
queeroctopus:
Dude, does transnational adoption with white couples adopting POC babies ever actually work without seeming really fucking gross and like said white couple is either playing white savior, fetishizing the culture they’re adopting the kid from, or ‘accessorizing’ with a fancy new…
I agree that some people may have this mentality toward adoption,...
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Microsoft Helps Army Avoid ‘Death by PowerPoint’ →
Officially, Dave Karle is an executive communications manager at Microsoft. Less officially, his colleagues have given him another name: the Pied Piper of PowerPoint. His audience? The U.S. Army.
Except that Karle isn’t trying to get the Army to use Microsoft’s presentation software. PowerPoint is already ubiquitous within the Army — to the chagrin of many an officer. Karle’s mission is much...
"Fuck this. Every human being is indigenous to...
thisguyknowswhatimtalkingabout:
zeitgeistmovement:
Although I agree with the movement of all people wherever they want to go - white people still killed indigenous people in mass genocides and if anyone should be able to live where they want it is the indigenous.
I find it absurd to claim “racism” against a white person.
We’re privileged as fuck.
No dude, don’t you see the hypocrisy of...
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queeroctopus:
Dude, does transnational adoption with white couples adopting POC babies ever actually work without seeming really fucking gross and like said white couple is either playing white savior, fetishizing the culture they’re adopting the kid from, or ‘accessorizing’ with a fancy new Chinese baby? Like at all?
I honestly have never seen it work, be it celebrities building ‘rainbow...
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Newsweek: An important question: Do female... →
amaevis:
hotelechozulu:
monkeyfrog:
smartasshat:
ronbailey:
newsweek:
An important question: Do female astronauts need to wear bras in space?
Update: This was a Q tackled in New Scientist, allegedly. One answer: “Your correspondent would not need a bra in zero gravity. She can experience for herself the shape her breasts would assume by swimming braless….
Boobs in space. This...
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“It’s awesome that a movement of women supposedly hating men is complete and...”
– Blamer Fictional Queen via I Blame the Patriarchy
I want this remembered every time feminists feel the need to apologize for the movement because some members of it have been accused of man-hating. I will not consider it a legitimate criticism until this culture has been purged of its need to...
On the Commodification of Feelings →
Feelings and feeling management have become an essential aspect to business. As managers and workers alike both need to work and act a certain way in order to perform their jobs correctly, work…
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The War Against Girls →
propaganda-for-life:
invisibletape:
Since the late 1970s, 163 million female babies have been aborted by parents seeking sons.
Does freedom of choice include the freedom to abort a pregnancy just because the fetus is female? Is too much abortion contributing to the objectification rather than the liberation of women in some countries?
To the best of my knowledge, this is a non-issue in...
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Abortion *Found on Fanfiction.net*
theteenlife:
Month one
Mommy I am only 8 inches long but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.
Month Two
Mommy today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I’m not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice...
Let the Countdown to the Countdown Begin
fuckyeahdexter:
Dexter consistently starts its seasons in late September. Although there has been no official date released from Showtime yet, it’s safe to say that we’re approximately three months away from the new season. Let the countdown begin!
Jesse asks me about once a week when Dexter starts. I’m hoping it shows up my birfday weekend!
